Tuesday, August 22, 2006
I Can't Help but Look at Stephen Hawking and Laugh
I just can't get enough of Stephen Hawking. I just love the way his head tilts in his wheelchair. I can't stop staring at the way he smiles, or the way his wasted arms lay criss-crossed on his wasted body.
I mean, I can just imagine him tilting his head, desperately stretching his lips for his straw so he can quench his thirst. Or, imagine having to give him a bath every night, or wipe his ass.
Oh sure -- you think I'm jerk for saying this. We're not supposed to make fun of a guy who is crippled, particularly if he's a genius.
I know -- I'm going to be crippled now, or burn in the hottest part of hell, because I made fun of a cripple.
Look, the bottom line is that it's funny to look at Stephen Hawking. I'm just honest enough to confess it.
I mean, I can just imagine him tilting his head, desperately stretching his lips for his straw so he can quench his thirst. Or, imagine having to give him a bath every night, or wipe his ass.
Oh sure -- you think I'm jerk for saying this. We're not supposed to make fun of a guy who is crippled, particularly if he's a genius.
I know -- I'm going to be crippled now, or burn in the hottest part of hell, because I made fun of a cripple.
Look, the bottom line is that it's funny to look at Stephen Hawking. I'm just honest enough to confess it.
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