Tuesday, August 22, 2006
That's great, but will she give it up?
I mean, really. Christina Aguilera can talk "Dirty" all she wants, but when it comes down to brass tax, I'll bet she's an ice princess.
I can imagine the date. You're a Hollywood type, and you've got a date with Ms. Aguilera. You're thinking guaranteed lay, right? And then you go out with her ... and you find out she's a picky eater ... and that she doesn't like action movies ... and that she has to go to bed early, because she has an 8:00 AM pedicure appointment.
A gal like Christina is HIGH MAINTENANCE -- I can guarantee you that.
There's another issue -- songs like "Dirty" present the image of women being easy. Yet, if you try to approach women with this song in your heart, you'll get shot down like an Iraqi fighter pilot in the no-fly zone.
But isn't that a contradiction? I mean, shouldn't there be CONSEQUENCES for being so DAMN suggestive, and then rejecting us guys when we have the AUDACITY to think we're going to get some?
What a joke.
I can imagine the date. You're a Hollywood type, and you've got a date with Ms. Aguilera. You're thinking guaranteed lay, right? And then you go out with her ... and you find out she's a picky eater ... and that she doesn't like action movies ... and that she has to go to bed early, because she has an 8:00 AM pedicure appointment.
A gal like Christina is HIGH MAINTENANCE -- I can guarantee you that.
There's another issue -- songs like "Dirty" present the image of women being easy. Yet, if you try to approach women with this song in your heart, you'll get shot down like an Iraqi fighter pilot in the no-fly zone.
But isn't that a contradiction? I mean, shouldn't there be CONSEQUENCES for being so DAMN suggestive, and then rejecting us guys when we have the AUDACITY to think we're going to get some?
What a joke.
# posted by DailySkewCoFounder @ 10:32 AM 
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