Angel Jimenez Confesses

I, Angel Jimenez, think you are an idiot. I know you are content with spending your life day-to-day from one paycheck to another, relying on relatives to bail your pathetic posterior out when you can't pay the electric bill.

You are ignorant and clueless. You simply don't have an IQ high enough to know any better; it's genetic. If you had a high IQ, you would realize that you should have did well in school, got a degree, and found a stable and high-paying job. Instead you are temping, working at McDonalds', or turning tricks with total strangers to buy shoes, bags, and formula for your fatherless baby, while you don't pay rent because you live with your grandmother.

You are dumb, fickle, and incapable of thinking for yourself. You believe whatever you see on TV, read on Yahoo!, read in the newspaper, or listen to at the office water fountain.

You certainly have no idea how to budget yourself or manage your credit. You don't even know how to eat healthy or exercise. You are lazy. You are not cultured in any way, shape, or form. You think the U.S. is the best. You forgot everything you ever learned in school: Geography, Math, Literature, History, Social Studies, etc.

You complain and want quick solutions and fixes to the problems you created yourself.

You buy lottery tickets, beer, and weed with any extra cash you may have.

You are a failure but want to be respected. You get angry when you get "screwed" and don't know what responsibility is.

You chose the wrong genetic mating partner. You will destroy the human race.

My solution: vote for me as Benevolent Dictator of the United States, and I will tell you what to do, since you are incapable of making the right decisions.

Labels: Rant