Tuesday, January 20, 2009

 

Socks, sandals, and barefeet


I had lived in South Florida for 4 years while I went to a crappy university. One of the worst 4 years of my life, although I did meet Tony Vahl. Actually, yeah it was the worst 4 years of my life.

The first thing I noticed about the so-called "dress code" is that people don't like to wear socks or shoes in Florida.

It's revolting.

Not only do they walk around their trailers barefoot, but these lowlives run in the grass and street barefoot.

At the university, they wear SANDALS. Disgusting, germ-infested SANDALS.

I was as at the doctor's office, and even the nurses wore SANDALS.

No one in Florida knows what a SOCK is...except the Canadian snowbirds or retired New Yorkers that wear socks all the way up to the knees.

SANDALS and socks don't match, anyway. SANDALS only belong at the BEACH. Not in the classroom. Not at work. Period.

I don't want to see your toes. This society has become too laid back and relaxed.

WEAR SHOES.
PUT YOUR SOCKS ON.

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Comments:
I saw 2 foot-posts in a row complaining about other peoples feet.

You're just jealous because you probably don't have any feet.

Thats what it sounds like.

Okay fine- everybody should wear shoes, but how about public nudism?
If they promise not to wear sandals is that okay?

and what about rollerskates, do those count as shoes?

I plan on organizing a naked rollerskating flash-mob later and so I need to know the proper etiquette of this right now.
 
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